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[Blue Monster PDC Edition- it's colored azure
for a reason.]

It was two years ago today that I first posted the Blue Monster on this blog. Thanks mainly to Microsoft's Steve Clayton running with the idea [At great risk to his own career, I might add], it's been quite an adventure for us both, to say the least.

Microsoft's James Senior posted this two days ago:

About a year ago, my pal Steve Clayton (happy birthday buddy) unleashed a genius viral marketing ploy aimed at starting a conversation about Microsoft. It was really a call to arms challenging the company to reinvent itself. To innovate. To change the world.

Today we really did announce some stuff that will change the world, and it?s an amazingly exciting time to be at the company. Here?s the stuff that we announced today at PDC 2008.

* Windows 7 features
* Office Web Applications
* Office 14 features
* Live Framework
* Live Mesh Beta
* Live Mesh Dev Platform
* Live Mesh on the Mac
* Live Mesh on Win Mobile
* Visual Studio 2010 WPF
* Visual Studio Editor extensibility
* Windows Live ID and Open ID
* And more?

I think we?ve finally answered the call of the Blue Monster. We?re not going home, we?re going to change the world! Rock and Roll.

Here are some random notes on our little blue friend, in no particular order of importance:

1. I always liked what Dave Armano had to say about it:

Because everyone at Mix 08 who worked for Microsoft and handed me either a "Blue Monster" business card or had the sticker, seemed different. It was hard to put a finger on, but although they were believers in Microsoft, they also seemed to believe in an external vision that challenged Microsoft to make a meaningful impact in the world. It's a non corporate honest opinion, and some at Microsoft embrace it publicly.

What's to be learned? Blue Monster shows us that no matter how big or small the company that the world is a bigger place. And external influences can become internal influences. And it teaches us that if we are interested in the evolution of corporate culture, that symbols are important. If we don't find our own?someone will find them for us.

2. There was a time, maybe a year ago, when I could have feasibly turned the Blue Monster schpiel into a full-time gig. A combination of random events and my equally random self somehow decided against it in the end. Probably just as well. It's more interesting without it being tied to a private, commercial agenda.

3. So Microsoft wants to change the world. But as JP once reminded me, with the Blue Monster the converse is also true: the world wants Microsoft to change as well. Which is exactly how it should be.

4. When the Blue Monster first started getting traction, Sarah Blow and others warned me that there was a lot of talk amongst the geeks, about how aligning with Microsoft might damage my own personal brand... "Hugh embraces The Dark Side" etc. I was perfectly aware of the risk; and frankly I didn't care. I liked the people from Microsoft I had met up until that point, I also had a point to prove about large companies and their internal cultures, about how the internet made it possible for large companies to talk to the world in new ways. The "Porous Membrane" etc. To hell with "Personal Brand" crap. Whatever.

5. There are a lot of gapingvoid readers who don't much care for Microsoft, and don't mind telling me so. Do I worry about it? Not really, hell, some of it I actually agree with. They're entitled to their opinion. They may not care for the car, that's fine by me, that doesn't mean I'm not allowed to amuse myself, checking under the hood.

6. I am not a techie, I am not a coder. I'm useless at that stuff. What interests me about Microsoft is the "Culture" bit i.e. keeping 70,000 people happy and productive, while making a profit by selling nothing more than ones and zeroes. The "Purpose-Idea" of the place etc. When you have a company that large, that interesting, that passionate and that powerful, it's a goldmine of new material to write about.

7. I've not done much work with Microsoft this year, mainly because I moved to West Texas. In December that might be changing. Watch this space.

8. Props to Steve Clayton for everything. He's a rare breed.

[UPDATE:] Steve Clayton talks about the two-year anniversary:

What a ride that has been. An interesting ride and at times a dangerous one for me personally. As James Senior said in a post earlier this week the PDC has been a Blue Monster week ? for the second birthday we couldn?t have picked a better week. PDC has been full of world changing announcements. Maybe they?re just world changing from where I sit so please don?t think I?m suggesting we just cured cancer or something?.but I continue to believe this company does world changing stuff. Stuff we should be proud of and that?s the kind of stuff we announced this week. For me, the coincidence of timing is amazing.
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From my recent 'Ten Questions' with Mark Earls:

7. In "Creative Age", you destroyed a very sacred cow of the agency world, The Brand. With your second book, "Herd", you successfully went after an equally massive agency sacred cow: The Idea of Consumer as "Heroic Individual" [Embodied by cultural icons like The Marlboro Man, or the existential athlete wearing Nike's]. Your message seemed to be, actually guys, we're social animals. We're social primates; we behave more like chimps and gorillas, more than we behave like lone, cigarette-smoking cowboys. Care to explain the idea further?

[Mark's Answer:] Again to simplify: Human beings are to independent action, what cats are to swimming. We can do it if we really have to, but mostly we don't... Instead, we do what we do because of what those around us are doing (Whatever our minds and our cultures tell us).

So if you want to change what I'm doing, don't try to persuade me- don't try to make me- do anything. Instead, enlist the help of my friends...

But not crudely (as in "Recommendation"). That's just persuasion by another name: another "Push" tactic. I'm convinced the answer lies in creating "Pull" (i.e. Social) forces.

When I wrote that question for Mark, I'd been thinking a lot about the "Heroic, Lone Individual" schtick in mass media, particularly with mass marketing.

Most mass-market messages are consumed alone. Most of the ones we see are so unremarkable- think of a late-night TV commercial for a local car dealer, for example- they're not Social Objects, they don't warrant us doing the social, they don't warrant us sharing them with people. Sure, we can gather in groups around the TV and be watching the same commercial, but the commercial is not genuinely addressing us as a group. It's trying trying to pick us off, one by one.

Ergo, the world of mass marketing is basically a lonely place. Which makes the Marlboro Man- think riding the range with no other people for miles around- or the existential athlete- think Tiger Woods, about to make the amazing putt- the perfect citizen for it.

Then along comes the internet. Along comes interactive. Along comes "sharing". Along comes media that actually creates real social behavior, as opposed to just trying to create idealized, theatrical versions of it..

Suddenly Mr. Lonesome Heroic seems a bit out of place.

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When I lived in London last year, one of my best pals was David Brain, CEO of Edelman Europe [The largest private, global PR firm in the world]. Our schtick was to meet for breakfast about twice a month, and just talk about the crazy world happening around us. Sometimes we'd invite other friends along, like Steve Clayton or Lee Thomas. Other times we'd meet at The Groucho Club after work, drink some beers, and hatch new secret evil plans. It was fun times all round.

"Crowd Surfing": 10 Questions for Edelman's David Brain

1. Let's cut to the chase. You just co-authored a book with Martin Thomas, "Crowd Surfing". Please give us the schpiel.

Martin and I were interested in how companies and organisations were managing to deal with the new empowered consumer. There?s been a lot written about the crowd, but less about how the people inside big companies deal with it. As you know we have some experience of this with Edelman clients, so at the heart of the book is a series of interviews with some interesting people who have to juggle the often conflicting demands of the crowd and the company.

2. What made you want to write this particular book? You're already busy enough, you're already doing well enough professionally, so what was the motive? What was the conversation you wanted to start with people, that wasn't happening already?

Well, someone once told me that a great way to start a conversation was to create a ?social object?....and to some degree this is my social object. There is something about publishing a book that allows you to have a different type of conversation with clients, colleagues and prospects, and that has proven to be the case. We are now talking to many clients for whom this stuff was in the ?too difficult? basket, and somehow talking about case studies from the book has made that easier. I also felt that the corporate side of the story has been underplayed. The heroes of this book are not bloggers or consumer activists but the people inside firms who have changed their companies (sometimes at significant career risk) to better serve the new consumer. People like Microsoft?s Steve Clayton and Dell?s Richard Binhammer.

3. It seems both the Microsoft Blue Monster and the folks I'm currently working with at Dell [Lionel, Richard, Bruce etc] feature heavily in the book. What was it about these stories that sparked your interest?

Sometimes it is easy for an entrepreneur or small business to be in tune with their customers or stakeholders, because their scale (or lack of it) means everyone is close to the customer (an obvious point I know, but size does sometimes matter). The bigger a firm gets the more difficult that becomes . Big companies need robust processes and structures to organise, to do what it is they do, and that can mean that the people inside can sometimes begin to focus on those processes and structures to the exclusion of the customer or the crowd. Dell and Microsoft have both worked really hard to find ways to bring the crowd inside the firm (at the cost of significant disruption) so that they don?t make that mistake. For me, where the crowd meets the organisation is where the real action is.

4. We've had this conversation many times before in private, allow me to take it public: You and I both believe that in this hyper-digital, post-Cluetrain world of ours, the PR industry has a huge opportunity, simply by taking huge chunks of business away from what was traditionally the domain of the large advertising agencies. I'm thinking the work Edelman did for Dove's Campaign For Real Beauty would be a good example of this. Care to elaborate on the business model?

Everything these days is work in progress. Customers and stakeholders know that about the companies and brands that are part of their life, and yet many of those companies still seem to over-use the mass communication vehicles of the industrial age, presenting a perfect ?image? or a ?lifestyle? and looking for aspiration or approval. So much advertising, direct marketing and promotion (and some PR to be fair) is a one-way street and that just does not fit the world I see around me. PR, or good PR at least, was always about things like relationship, influence and dialogue (in the old days focused more on the elite few maybe, but now with the many as well) and so PR now has an even more central role in helping companies align with stakeholders and customers by properly engaging with them. Thankfully many firms and brands are seeing this and many PR people (in agencies and in-house) are embracing this new mandate and the responsibility that comes with it. Every day the false certainties peddled by the old-school advertising agencies look more and more out of place and time.

5. You weren't always in PR. You also have backgrounds in advertising and journalism. Like you once told me, "Anybody who's any good at this business, usually ended up working in it by accident." What's your story? How did you end up in it?

You have a good memory. It was indeed a distress purchase. I was briefly in journalism but got turfed out by the recession of the mid 80s, and had to parlay my training into something to pay the bills. I have also been in advertising (in Asia in the 90?s) and client side, but have always come back to PR, which I guess shows a lack of imagination to some extent.

6. You're not just a PR flack, you actually run a pretty sizable business. What's the toughest part of your job as CEO?

Finding good people. At Edelman in Europe, Middle East and Africa we now have just under a 1,000 people across wholly owned offices in 14 countries, and we always have vacancies for talent. You have helped us find people in the past as you remember, and one of the best things for us about social media has been the ability to spot talent and people who ?get it? by what they say and do online.

7. When we think of PR, we think of the stereotypical smoothie in an Italian suit, schmoozing away at some fancy sponsored event [See "Pickaxe" cartoon above]. But as we both know, Global PR is actually a pretty sophisticated business. Again, back to a conversation we've had more than once, the big challenge for PR firms in the next decade is all about becoming more culturally and technically diverse, AWAY from the typical smoothie archetype, towards something more hardcore, valuable and interesting. How does Edelman Europe see the challenge? Do you see a "new breed" of PR practitioner emerging?

I do see a new breed. PR used to be based on the top-down principle of managing a few relationships with senior journalists or stakeholders. These respected authorities would say good things about your business or firm and the world would gratefully receive their view and act accordingly. Well as you know, that world got blown up and the new democratised world of the enfranchised consumer and the occasional angry crowd has forced businesses (and the PR people and firms that advise them) to open up. It used to be in this business that you could trade on who you know, and now it has swung much more to what you know as well. I can?t imagine hiring people these days who are not actively engaged in the conversation or community in some form . You can?t fake this stuff. And so that means we always look for technical skills, people with a wide set of interests and a passion for something (other than work). Richard Edelman calls this 'Living in Colour....the idea that if you only live for the office and home you become a little grey. And if you cut off from the world in that way, you are much less use to our clients, who are looking for insight and advice and connection.

8. Of all the global players, it seems to me that Edelman got seriously interested in the implications of Web 2.0 sooner than the other big guys. Hence Richard Edelman hiring Steve Rubel etc. What was it about 2.0 that initially got Edelman all excited, where did you see the opportunity for your business, and what was particularly unique about the company that allowed you to arrive there first?

It really was Richard Edelman. He was banging on about this stuff five years ago when I joined the firm, and I was probably the leading naysayer at the time (I may even have expressed the view that blogging was like CB radio). The Trust Study, the big survey we do each year, had given us some clues when it showed that a ?person like me? was becoming a credible source of information on companies and organisations. ?A person like me? is now globally the number one credible source of information on companies...the CEO is the seventh most credible! And once we got our heads around that and the seismic changes of which that was just one part, the rest was about putting our money where our mouth was. And Richard hired people who got it, like Steve Rubel, and we invested in research and we bought digital agencies for their technical and creative skills, and we adapted their ways into the mainstream of the firm and invited in people like you who addressed our teams and our clients. And of course training, training, training. But we did make some bloody big mistakes along the way as everybody knows, and boy, did we ever learn from them!

9. Edelman is privately-owned. All your big, main competitors [Weber Shandwick etc] are subsidiaries of the large, publicly-owned advertising conglomerates [Interpublic, WPP etc]. Pros? Cons?

Every shareholder is in the firm, and that means that what?s right for the clients, the people and the business is never diluted by Wall Street or some bully-boy advertising suit. When I worked at some of the advertising-company-dominated, publicly-owned firms you could never point out advertising?s limitations...you were muzzled. We can say precisely what we think is right for the client without worry- and no other PR firm of scale is in that position. On the money front, because we don?t have outside shareholders bleeding cash out of the firm, we can re-invest in intellectual property like research, and in new products and training. I really can?t think of any cons.

10. What advice would you give to a bright young thing wanting to break into the PR business? More specifically, what advice would you give today, that you wouldn't have given say, a decade ago? In other words, for a young person just entering the trade, how has the world changed in the last ten years?

Be involved and have a voice. When I got into this business in the early Jurassic period those two things were much more difficult to do. But society has changed and it is easy to express opinions and debate and join with like-minded people to pursue your interests. It does not all have to be online, but obviously much of it is now. And we look for that. Someone who is interested and passionate about something and who contributes. I still expect new joiners to be passionate about news, culture and politics in the traditional senses too, but what you read through your aggregator and via your community is as important as what you can buy at the news stand (OK not the most original point, but you would be amazed how many people still come to interviews with no views on news and no understanding or participation in social media). One other thing that has struck me about people joining the business now, especially in the US and the UK, is that they are amazingly conservative about their careers. Many look to progress through the ranks in small linear steps, I guess because the business has become so big and so structured. One of the most difficult things is to find people who will take a risk and go live in the Middle East or Moscow or China and I find that so hard to understand having lived and worked outside my country for seven years . . . something which broadened my horizons significantly.

For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. So it wouldn?t be a boring project, he chose to find out peoples? favorite pastimes. The teacher required that he sample at least 100 people, so he started out his project visiting a fairly large apartment building near the university.

He knocked on the first door and a man answered.

?Sir, what is your name ?? ; asked the student

?John? ,

?Sir, I?m doing a school study and would like to know what is your favorite pastime ??

?Watching bubbles in bath,? came the reply. He liked the esoterical answer and continued down the hall, until he came to the next door, when he asked again.

?Sir, what is your name ??

?Jeff!? ,

?Sir, Would you please tell me your favorite pastime ??

?Watching bubbles in bath,? was the answer.

Quite amused and confused he went on to ask a good number of people in the building and and all of them had the same pastime ?watching bubbles in bath?.

He left the building and walked across the street where there were several row houses to continue the survey.

At the first house, he knocks and an attractive college girl opens the door.

Our surveyor starts again - ?What is your name??

?Bubbles!?

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what; metal, wood,plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was asked, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?

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They were M&M's!!! - (get your mind out of the gutter !!) Everyone knows they melt in your mouth, not in your hand!

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, ?Hey, John! How ya doin??? His wife is puzzled and asks if he?s been to this club before. ?Oh, no,? says John. ?He?s on my bowling team.?

When they are seated, a waitress asks John if he?d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,?How did she know that you drink Budweiser?? ?She?s in the Ladies? Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.?

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around John, and says ?Hi Johnny. Want your usual table dance, big boy?? John?s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

John follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, ?Looks like you picked up a real b*tch tonight, John.?

Even though we are having an economic crisis in this country, it's not getting me down and I'm still determined to spend money.

My husband texted me yesterday and told me he is getting us the new Apple Mac. He has been blabbing about it all week so it was no surprise. Woo hoo! This one will be in black and it will be all mine. Mwhahh haa haaa......He will take over my current Mac so more time for him to look at silly things online. Have you limited your spending lately?

I've been busy this week with a lot of things, working on
Mogul Baby, breastfeeding for 24 hours straight and just sleepwalking most of the time. But it doesn't mean I can't give away stuff!

I am looking for two lucky winners to get a $50 gift certificate to spend at online kids store Tiny Revolutionary. Enter here!

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Now here are some pop links:

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson taking the subway in NYC. I don't even like taking the subway so impressed they wanted to brave the filth.

Can you really see Victoria Beckham running 26 miles?

Gwen Stefani and Zuma's official photo. Zuma will grow up knowing he'll never find a license plate key chain with his name on it!
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Last weekend we visited a pumpkin patch. There were tons of people and kids and hardly any pumpkins. Being from New York City, I've never been to one before. I was like, "Where's the designer bag stand selling fake Fendi?"

The kid enjoyed the tractor though. He hailed it right away!
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And don't you think this set up is sort of scary for little kids? Reminds me of some of the dive bars in Greenwich Village.
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This reminds of a scene from Children of the Corn!
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We weren't there long and left with no pumpkin. That's OK though, I'll just get store bought pumpkin pie. Happy Halloween!
Palin just finished with the debate tonight, and let me just say, I'm a convert, she really sold me tonight. I think she's ready to be queen.

And queens don't need no stinkin' debate rules. You want to ask her this, she'll answer with that -- what America really needs to know -- about her, about McCain, and about the Republican commitment to families all across this great land, and we just need to reform the economy and get it back on track, and she'll do that, because she reformed Alaska, and Alaska has lots of resources there, you know, and it supplies energy for America, and it's close to Russia, so she knows about foreign policy there too.

She's a maverick's maverick, and when she's queen, she won't be just part of the executive, because there's flexibility there, and her administration would work with Congress and she'll make the most of that flexibility, you know, that was written in the constitution there. And gosh darn it, like the current maverick vice-president Cheney, she would be part of the legislative branch as well, and being the ever-confident reformer, she would likely find a way to be part of the judicial branch too, because America needs that kind of leadership. Heck, maybe she could sit in on the Supreme Court on important issues like abortion and freedom of the press, and what goes into our libraries.

The far left says she didn't even pay attention to the questions. But Palin didn't need to -- she answers to America. Because that's what the Straight Talk Express is all about. What with everything she said about this and about that, and freedom, tolerance, family and freedom and all those things, and that folksy charm, I just can't tell you. Yes, I think America saw our future matriarch tonight, and with the brood we saw on stage afterwards, her progeny could rule us for a long, long time. Long live the Queen!

She absorbed a lot of foreign policy experience from Kissinger, too, like passion. Oh, that Passion! That's what she brings, with a smile, and confidence, and ya know, along with John McCain, she'll bring pride back to America and a commitment to reform government, and get the government out of the way of the middle class, and help them purchase their own health care, not the feds health care, because we've seen what a mess the government makes of things -- mostly the fault of Democrats, dontcha know.

As far as an energy policy, that's her area of expertise. Her state provides 50% of the energy for the USA. We have to do all we can do to make this great land energy independent. Some in Congress don't want to tap into our own energy supplies, to feed these hungry markets. They should just get outa the way. And it's about a heckuva lot more, it's about America and our energy future.

And as the governor of Alaska, she feels global warming more than any state, because snow is melting there. Sure, other states are being hit by hurricanes, floods, droughts and killer tornadoes, but Alaska is close to the Arctic, and Russia too -- did I say that?

You want to talk economy? OK, she knows about that too. As governor, she is an executive and they are all about action, ya know. You see, the rescue plan has to reform Wall Street, and John McCain knows how to reform too, and they will stand up to the greed there. There have been more and more revelations made aware to Main Street, so we need to put politics aside -- even the campaign -- and we have to be more vigilant, so that the credit doesn't freeze up, for the middle class and Main Street, which she's from, cuz her and her mavericky secessionist husband have always been Main Streety and middle class and stuff.

And let's get back to the energy plan. Palin took on the oil companies, because of the greed of their CEOs, and they are not her biggest fans. She broke up those monopolies there, and that's her area of expertise -- energy. But don't worry, oil companies, she loves ya with that tough Alaskan-style love. And she has the energy, and will as Queen, to deal with the energy crisis and things there like that.

So, don't talk to me about specifics. Sure, Joe Biden knew about some things. I mean, you'd have to, hanging around the Senate all those years sucking up the taxpayer's money (after all those years collecting a government salary, maybe he's responsible for the huge debt). But this hockey mom brings energy and inspiration. Just look at how she smiles at the camera. Check out that cute wink and Alaskan accent. And the voice! Oh my, did you hear that voice?

Enough of this slow torture of the last two years of Democrat control! Republicans can veto and filibuster only so much. Stuff needs to get done. Palin is for a strong America, and is against the taxes Democrats would love to weaken the economy with. She is determined to change the tone in Washington, and wants to clean up Wall Street. Her and McCain know how to do it, and they will -- just trust them. It's time for reform, and what says reform more than a Queen Palin coronation? Just don't expect her to follow the rules.

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